Dwight K. Schrute Quote #831

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Todd Packer

Jim: So, this hot chocolate thing.
Dwight K. Schrute: None of your business.
Jim: Well, you know you can't actually poison him, right?
Dwight K. Schrute: It wasn't poison, Jim, it was a laxative. People take laxatives all the time. This is just, a lot more of a laxative. Let me handle it.

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