Todd Quote #19
Quote from Todd in Todd Packer
Kevin: Hey, your life is so insane. You should write a book.
Todd: Since when did you learn how to read?
Kevin: I do know how to read, though.
Todd: Yeah. You know how to read... a menu!
Kevin: [nervous chuckling] ... He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up and comer.
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Quote from Pam
Pam: I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number was one! [laughs cautiously] Right?
Quote from Holly
Holly: I'm sorry about your friend.
Michael Scott: Nah, he's an ass.
Holly: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Michael Scott: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Holly: What are you wicked smart?
Michael Scott: No you are.
Holly: Who are?
Michael Scott: [kisses her, speaks normally] You are.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Alright, okay. Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.
Dwight K. Schrute: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He... It's a crime fighting beaver.