Andy Quote #320
Quote from Andy in Todd Packer
Andy: Where did you get this?!
Erin: Pam gave it to me!
Andy: This is a sick computer! Gwen Stefani has this computer! [in a British accent] Uh, Pamela! What does a guy have to do to get, ahem, one of them?
Pam: You have a computer, Andy.
Andy: Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa, it would become world famous as the slowest computer in Africa.
The Office Quotes
‘Todd Packer’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number was one! [laughs cautiously] Right?
Quote from Holly
Holly: I'm sorry about your friend.
Michael Scott: Nah, he's an ass.
Holly: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Michael Scott: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Holly: What are you wicked smart?
Michael Scott: No you are.
Holly: Who are?
Michael Scott: [kisses her, speaks normally] You are.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Alright, okay. Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.
Dwight K. Schrute: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He... It's a crime fighting beaver.