Dwight K. Schrute Quote #828
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Todd Packer
Dwight K. Schrute: I have the best stock survival shelter in north eastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So I must eat and replace everything that's about to expire. It's nice not to have to plan my meals.
[back:]
Kevin: You're eating eight-year-old tomatoes?
Dwight K. Schrute: They're still good for another week.
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