Dwight K. Schrute Quote #820
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Search
Pam: [on the phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
Dwight K. Schrute: Has Michael checked in?
Pam: Oh, hey Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: I asked you a question.
Pam: No, he hasn't.
Dwight K. Schrute: Goodbye.
Pam: No, wait. Hey, while you are out, could pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream so I thought...
Dwight K. Schrute: Pam, this isn't a shopping trip.
Erin: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is a man-hunt slash rescue mission.
Pam: Okay. I, just, when you are done or any time it's convent, I just thought since you are out...
Dwight K. Schrute: Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up.
Pam: Okay, well it wasn't obvious.. [phone hangs up]
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Quote from Erin
Erin: Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special. And she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincompoop are off to rescue Michael. Unbelievable. I'm going. You drive, I got a car full of fox meat.
Quote from Holly
Dwight K. Schrute: Male. Caucasian. Forties. Black hair. Facial type: marsupial.
Erin: He answers to Michael. Michael G. Scott. Michael J. Fox. Mr. Fox. The Incredible Mr. Fox.
Attendant: Yeah, he just left.
Holly: Which way did he go?
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, hey, hey. Let me answer this. Stupid question. He went back to the office, obviously, which is that way.
Holly: Oh, really? You don't think he walked by the bakery just for the smell of it?
Attendant: She's right. He went that way.
Dwight K. Schrute: Alright. Don't get a swelled head. You're no tracker. [Dwight and Erin low-five] Let's ride.