Darryl Quote #83

Quote from Darryl in The Seminar

Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, friend. How's it going? Oh, you know what? Let me steep that for you.
Andy: Thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, you know what? Good news. We're back in. Let's go sell some paper, Buddy. Huh?
Andy: Really?
Darryl: Ahem!
Andy: Excuse me.
Dwight K. Schrute: I got it. I got it.
Andy: [to Darryl] Hey, do you need a lozenge?
Darryl: [whispering] They're a bunch of jackals.
Andy: What?
Darryl: They left you in the lurch, and if they want to jump in, it means you're almost there. You did this. Bring it home.

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[aside to camera:]
Erin: The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. So far I've seen "The Shining", "Rosemary's Baby", "The Ring". Not really my thing. Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything.

Quote from Erin

Oscar: Why did you play "moo"?
Erin: Because I'm playing to win. I'm playing "moo", I'm playing "milk". Whatever it takes.
Oscar: Okay, but look, you could have hit "mood". Would have played a triple word.
Erin: Like the cow "mood" yesterday. God.
Oscar: Or moon.
Erin: The cow jumped over the moon.
Oscar: She's stuck on that one thing.
Pam: You know, it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?

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Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest speaker will provoke you. He will inspire you. He is... Creed Bratton. [applause]
Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?