Michael Scott Quote #2082
Quote from Michael Scott in The Seminar
David Brent: Oh, sorry, mate.
Michael Scott: [English accent] Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me. Mate.
David Brent: What- [laughing] What you doing?
Michael Scott: English?
David Brent: You taking the mickey? You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.
Michael Scott: Oh, no, no. I'm not picking on you at all. You're English, correct?
David Brent: Yeah big time, yeah.
Michael Scott: I'm working on an English character. Would you mind gi... I'm just- It's called Reginald Pooftah.
David Brent: Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?
Michael Scott: Michael Scott.
David Brent: Oh, bloody 'ell. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. Not politically correct, but he's called Ho Li [bleep]. That's what it sounds like.
David Brent: Herrow! Herrow!
Michael Scott: I do ping. Herrow. I ping!
David Brent: You can't do that these days. You can't.
Michael Scott: No, no, no. And people don't understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.
David Brent: No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said. [laughs]. [Michael hugs him] Oh.
Michael Scott: That's good. Pleasure to meet you.
David Brent: Where you working?
Michael Scott: Dunder Mifflin.
David Brent: Any jobs going?
Michael Scott: No, not right now.
David Brent: Just let me know.
Michael Scott: All right. See you around.
David Brent: All right.
Michael Scott: Bye-bye. What a nice guy.
Features in the collection: That's What She Said.
The Office Quotes
‘That's What She Said’
Quote from Michael Scott in Finale
Jim: Either way, Dwight, I can't be there for you. I'm sorry.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim.
Jim: I just really wish there was something I could do. [looks off into the distance]
Dwight K. Schrute: [turns around] Michael. I can't believe you came.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jim: [to camera] Best prank ever.
Quote from Michael Scott in Viewing Party
Gabe: Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
‘The Seminar’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: I'm playing Scrabble with Gabe, and I've never won a game.
[aside to camera:]
Erin: The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. So far I've seen "The Shining", "Rosemary's Baby", "The Ring". Not really my thing. Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything.
Quote from Erin
Oscar: Why did you play "moo"?
Erin: Because I'm playing to win. I'm playing "moo", I'm playing "milk". Whatever it takes.
Oscar: Okay, but look, you could have hit "mood". Would have played a triple word.
Erin: Like the cow "mood" yesterday. God.
Oscar: Or moon.
Erin: The cow jumped over the moon.
Oscar: She's stuck on that one thing.
Pam: You know, it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?
Quote from Creed
Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest speaker will provoke you. He will inspire you. He is... Creed Bratton. [applause]
Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?