Creed Quote #100
Michael Scott: Look at where you're going to be doing the cartwheel. So look at where you're going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot.
Creed: Mm-hmm.
Michael Scott: You ready to do this?
Creed: Yes, sir.
Michael Scott: You know what? I'm going to stay here as long as it takes.
Creed: I really appreciate it, Boss.
Michael Scott: It's about you. It's about you. Go!
Creed: I did it!
Michael Scott: You did?
Creed: The perfect cartwheel.
Michael Scott: Okay. Good.
Creed: What a rush! That's all I had to do all year.
Michael Scott: Congratulations. [holds hand out to shake Creed's, no response] All right. Well, all right. See you tomorrow.
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Quote from Darryl
Bookstore employee: Well, if you read a lot, you should check out our e-readers. They're really neat.
Darryl: Whoa, I work at a paper company, those things terrify me. They could put us out of business, you know? I heard those machines hold, like, ten books at once.
Bookstore employee: Actually, it's ten thousand.
Darryl: Holy [bleep]. What? Let me see that. It's so light. Like a croissant.
Quote from Creed
Pam: Creed. I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board. What's yours?
Creed: I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.
Pam: How is it going?
Creed: I'm having a little trouble motivating.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Man: Next up, secretary Schrute will read the minutes from Sunday's meeting.
Dwight K. Schrute: Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. No, Jim, hey!
Jim: Oh.
Dwight K. Schrute: This meeting is for Knights of the Night only.
[later, to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. We're often compared to the Guardian Angels, but we could not be more different from them. Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels. I mean, broad strokes purposes, sure. Think Guardian Angels. One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission accomplished. Not by us.