Dwight K. Schrute Quote #802
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in China
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, Pam.
Pam: Yeah?
Dwight K. Schrute: Y'know what, I'm the only one here who you haven't asked about the new office.
Pam: I know, because you're the reason we're moving.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, but I'm still an employee here, and that part of me is really excited about the change of scenery. What's the square footage in the new place?
Pam: Uh, I think it's something like um...
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the exact square footage?
Pam: Umm, let me see.
Dwight K. Schrute: How many offices are there? Oh, I'll just look at the one-sheet myself.
Pam: Oh, actually I don't know what I did with the one-sheet. Y'know, that's the problem. You only have one sheet.
Dwight K. Schrute: [chuckles] Oh, you're a funny guy, Pam. What's the first thing you guys are gonna do when you move in to the new office? I'm going to walk down the hall and say "Wow, I can't believe this is real, but it is." I can't wait.
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