Dwight K. Schrute Quote #801
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in China
Nate: Ten thousand seven hundred and six.
Dwight K. Schrute: Here it is, right here, pull over. Oh, my God. No way. Man, look at that.
Nate: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: There's no building. This could only mean one thing.
Nate: The building's underground?
Dwight K. Schrute: She was lying. Oh, Pam, Pam...
Dwight & Nate: Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.
Passerby: Yeah?
Nate: Pam. Pam?
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Passerby: I'm Pam.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh.
Nate: No you're not.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry. We have a colleague with the same name.
Passerby: Oh, that's fine.
Dwight K. Schrute: So, okay. You're not a liar too are you?
Passerby: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight K. Schrute: Damn it, Pam. Get out. Right now. Leave it, I mean it. Get the hell out of here. Go.
Passerby: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: I can't wait to do to Pam, what I just did... to Pam.
The Office Quotes
‘China’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy. I bet you guys like that idea don't you?
[aside to camera:]
Erin: I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics. I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them. To save on electricity I've installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights. It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My whole life I believed that America was number one. That was the saying. Not America is number two. England is number two. China should be like eight.