Pam Quote #350
Pam: So, does anyone wanna know where I've been for the last 2 hours?
Jim: Oh God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours?
Pam: I went out to look for a better office space.
Dwight K. Schrute: Waste of time.
Pam: Not really, because I found one.
Jim: Oh, wow, these are nice.
Pam: Yup.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let me see.
Pam: Look at the huge offices, Jim. Check out that conference room.
Jim: Yeah, yeah. Totally.
Dwight K. Schrute: You can't just move out.
Pam: Oh, in three months we can. Check the lease. And if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving.
The Office Quotes
‘China’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy. I bet you guys like that idea don't you?
[aside to camera:]
Erin: I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics. I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them. To save on electricity I've installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights. It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My whole life I believed that America was number one. That was the saying. Not America is number two. England is number two. China should be like eight.