Darryl Quote #73
Darryl: Hey, Andy.
Andy: Hey, Darryl.
Darryl: You gotta stop texting me so much.
Andy: But I wanted you to know that Michael and I are wearing the same tie today. It's insane.
Darryl: You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text. Ask yourself is this something Darryl needs to know. The answer's almost always no.
Andy: Got it. Then I will call you.
Darryl: No.
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: There was a time when the only people who texted you were people you wanted to text you. Girls. And they'd all say the same thing. "I'm coming over baby." And I would text back "BTB", bring that booty.
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[aside to camera:]
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