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Quote from Michael Scott in WUPHF.com

Michael Scott: So, any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?
Ryan: I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.
Michael Scott: Nine days, though. That's, like...
Ryan: Look, I know I've tapped you so hard.
Michael Scott: Yes, you have tapped this. Hard.
Ryan: [laughs] Oh, you are funny, Michael. You--people, people don't give you enough credit.
Michael Scott: Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo.
Ryan: Well, a lot of people are doing that. And there don't seem to be any consequences. And they say the rates have never been lower.
Michael Scott: So you would think that's a good idea for me to do?
Ryan: Think about this. You and me on a private plane flown by our private pilot-
Michael Scott: Mm-hmm.
Ryan: Eating our private meal cooked by our private chef.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, we never even have dinner now, so...
Ryan: We totally should.
Michael Scott: Tonight?
Ryan: I gotta work on this.
Michael Scott: Oh right. What am I saying? Rain Check.
Ryan: Yeah.

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Gabe: Is this job really about the money for you, Jim? I mean, isn't this where you fell in love?
Jim: A commission cap takes away my incentive to sell. So you realize I now have no reason to work, right?
Gabe: When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room. Okay, seeing these old guys walking around naked feels almost passive-aggressive. But I deal with it. 'Cause it's policy. See what I mean?
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Gabe: Nudity makes me uncomfortable.
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