Michael Scott Quote #2030
Quote from Michael Scott in WUPHF.com
Jim: Uh, it's saying the server went down? Does Anybody know that password? 'Cause otherwise we can't do any work.
Michael Scott: Uh... try "password".
Jim: Nope.
Dwight K. Schrute: Try zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
Jim: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, now try zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one.
Jim: Okay, I'm not doing every number.
Pam: Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?
Michael Scott: Uh... It was like eight years ago?
Pam: Lord of the Rings ... stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.
Erin: Um, everyone was getting their driver's license.
Jim: Why don't we just call the I.T. Guy who set it up? What's the name of the guy in Glasses, again?
Michael Scott: Okay, moving backwards, our I.T. Guys have been: Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. I think Lozenge was the one who installed it.
Andy: I got it, try, um--[Coughs]
Michael Scott: You know what? It made me laugh when I heard it, but Pam got really offended.
Kevin: Big Boobs.
Meredith: Drama Queen?
Angela: Nosy?
Pam: You're typing "Big Boobs"?
Jim: I'm trying everything.
Dwight K. Schrute: Try "Big Boobs" with a "Z".
Jim: That's- The password. We're in.
Dwight K. Schrute: All Right
Kevin: Wow.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Michael Scott: The important thing is... this kept us secure people.
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Jim: A commission cap takes away my incentive to sell. So you realize I now have no reason to work, right?
Gabe: When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room. Okay, seeing these old guys walking around naked feels almost passive-aggressive. But I deal with it. 'Cause it's policy. See what I mean?
Jim: Nope.
Gabe: Nudity makes me uncomfortable.
Jim: Okay.
Gabe: My gym allows it. I wish they didn't, but it's policy. So I respect it, and I just keep a low- You know, I look away. Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.