Michael Scott Quote #2029
Quote from Michael Scott in Viewing Party
Michael Scott: If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart I will literally kill you and your entire family.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: "Gabe, just go and have fun with Erin. But not too much fun! That girl's gonna turn my hair gray."
The Office Quotes
‘Viewing Party’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Gabe: Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Some events are so news worthy, so historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral. Things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.
Quote from Michael Scott
Gabe: So these are your cheeses, your ham, your sausages, your herbs, and your vegetables. Here's what's been done, so start creating. Some times it helps to think of a part of the world, and-
Michael Scott: Okay, okay, okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Gabe likes to entertain a lot, and he cooks in an oven, and all that jazz. I just have a different lifestyle. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So I'll get a glass of sangria, sit down in front of the TV, a bag of vegetables, before you know it I'm ready for bed!