Michael Scott Quote #2028
Quote from Michael Scott in Viewing Party
Erin: You did this?
Michael Scott: No, I was just check- Yes. Yes, I did. Yeah, yeah.
Erin: Why don't you like him?
Michael Scott: What is there to like? He's just- He's a weird, little skeevy guy with no waist. Why do you care whether we like him or not?
Erin: I care if you like him.
Michael Scott: Why? I'm not your father. [Erin looks sad] ... All right.
Erin: Okay.
Michael Scott: Go to your room.
Erin: What? [confused]
Michael Scott: Go to your room young lady!
Erin: Um, I'm not going to my room.
Michael Scott: You listen to me. You listen good. You are are not, to see that boy, anymore.
Erin: You listen to me. You are not to tell me what to do.
Michael Scott: As long as you are living under this roof you are going to do what I say.
Erin: I hate your roof!
Michael Scott: Oh, do not raise your voice to me!
Erin: I'll raise it how I want! I'll raise the roof!
Michael Scott: Gah, I will pull this car over!
Erin: I hate it! I hate your car!
The Office Quotes
‘Viewing Party’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Gabe: Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Some events are so news worthy, so historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral. Things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.
Quote from Michael Scott
Gabe: So these are your cheeses, your ham, your sausages, your herbs, and your vegetables. Here's what's been done, so start creating. Some times it helps to think of a part of the world, and-
Michael Scott: Okay, okay, okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Gabe likes to entertain a lot, and he cooks in an oven, and all that jazz. I just have a different lifestyle. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So I'll get a glass of sangria, sit down in front of the TV, a bag of vegetables, before you know it I'm ready for bed!