Michael Scott Quote #1983
Quote from Michael Scott in Sex Ed
Oscar: What is this about?
Michael Scott: Oscar, we once sucked face in public. As part of an office presentation to destroy the stigma about gay kissing. Do you recall?
Oscar: Yes!
Michael Scott: You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.
Oscar: What?
Michael Scott: Herpes duplex.
Dwight K. Schrute: It was probably just an ingrown mustache hair but we have to be exhaustive.
Michael Scott: I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.
Oscar: We were never lovers!
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...
Michael Scott: Flower shops, fireworks celebrations...
Dwight K. Schrute: Fence with a hole in it..
Michael Scott: Moonlit gondola, carriage drive through Central Park...
Dwight K. Schrute: The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home.
Michael Scott: Electric car dealership. [Oscar gets up to leave]
Dwight K. Schrute: The democratic primaries,
Michael Scott: Oscar, think abou- Think!
The Office Quotes
‘Sex Ed’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Now, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
Quote from Michael Scott
Holly: [on the phone] Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
Michael Scott: He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation.
Quote from Pam
Michael Scott: Look, [sighs] It's a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.
Phyllis: That's no pimple, Michael.
Michael Scott: You mean cancer?
Pam: What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: It's just good to stop a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town.