Michael Scott Quote #1962
Quote from Michael Scott in Counseling
Michael Scott: You forged them! You forged the forms!
Toby: You filled them in and faxed them yourself!
Michael Scott: Yes.
Toby: You remember that.
Michael Scott: Yes, but you had me so worked up that I made a mistake.
Toby: Unless a part of you made that mistake on purpose.
Michael Scott: You don't make a mistake on purpose, Toby! Then it is no longer a mistake. Gabe. He messed it up. He messed up the forms, I bet... [as Gabe] "I mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my job! Bah! Good thing I'm here 'cause I do nothing. I make everybody nervous!" [normal voice] Ah, okay. That's your notebook? Alright. Alright, lets bang this out. Let's do it to it!
The Office Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.
Quote from Pam
Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.