Pam Quote #334
Quote from Pam in Counseling
Pam: Hey, do you have a second?
Gabe: Yeah.
Pam: Well, as I am sure you know, for the past few months, I've been the Office Administrator. Since right before you guys took over.
Gabe: Right, of course!
Pam: And, I haven't gotten paid yet. I'm not blaming you.
Gabe: Thank you so much.
Pam: I just think somebody lost the paperwork.
Gabe: Oh boy. Can you get every department head's signature on this so I can back this up to corporate?
Pam: Yes. Absolutely. Right away.
The Office Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.
Quote from Pam
Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.