Dwight K. Schrute Quote #744
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Counseling
Kelly: You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo.
Jim: Agreed.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really?
Oscar: Maybe something not so monochromatic. Not so matching.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait. Less matching to appear more rich?
Ryan: The glasses are a little- [Dwight drops his glasses to the floor, stomps on them]
Pam: I liked them.
Kelly: I thought they were kind of cute.
Ryan: Yeah, I liked them too.
Dwight K. Schrute: I can't see.
The Office Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.
Quote from Pam
Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.