Michael Scott Quote #1957
Quote from Michael Scott in Counseling
Michael Scott: I know what you want to ask me. "Did your mom ever see you naked?"
Toby: We can do this with more privacy.
Michael Scott: So you can molest me?
Toby: Oh, okay.
Michael Scott: I don't think so. We're going to leave the blinds open so every one can see what a big failure you are. That's the key.
The Office Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.
Quote from Pam
Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.