Dwight K. Schrute Quote #740
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Counseling
Dwight K. Schrute: We come fully equipped with a restroom. Feeding trough, play bucket, and room for a plant, in success.
Jim: Who will be watching the children?
Dwight K. Schrute: No one. The door locks from the outside. Escape is impossible.
Jim: Prove it.
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Jim: Were going to head outside, give it a whirl. I just want to see how it works.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh no, no, no-
Jim: But I'll tell you this, if this works out, I think we're looking real good.
Dwight K. Schrute: I promise you, that door locks!
The Office Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.
Quote from Pam
Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.