Michael Scott Quote #1903
Quote from Michael Scott in The Cover-up
Pam: Do you wanna be happy? Look at you. You have a major self-destructive streak in you.
Michael Scott: I know.
Pam: And you kind of torpedo every romantic relationship you're in.
Michael Scott: That's not true. [Pam stares him down] You're right, I ruin everything. And I've known some wonderful women. Holly, Carole, Jan.
Pam: Helene.
Michael Scott: Helene?
Pam: My mother.
Michael Scott: Oh.
Pam: My mother, Helene.
Michael Scott: Oh, yeah. Yes, yes. Yes. All of, all of the greatest loves of my life.
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[separately to camera:]
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Dwight K. Schrute: Tractor pulling. Too bad there's not a tractor here.