Dwight K. Schrute Quote #718
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Cover-up
Michael Scott: [quietly] I want someone to follow Donna. I want her tailed. I need the name of a good private investigator.
Dwight K. Schrute: I think I've got one for you. [hands Michael a business card]
Michael Scott: This is you. How much do you charge?
Dwight K. Schrute: $100 a day, plus expenses.
Michael Scott: I'll give you $50. Money's no object.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm just gonna warn you, and I say this to all my clients, you might not like what I find.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: And you might not like how I find it. [slides over table on his way out]
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Donna: [chuckles] Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
Dwight K. Schrute: Tractor pulling. Too bad there's not a tractor here.