Michael Scott Quote #1866
Quote from Michael Scott in Happy Hour
Michael Scott: Oh, wow, I cannot believe this is happening. This is everything I dreamed. Oh, my God! [laughs]
Jim: Easy.
Michael Scott: It's not a birthday, it's not a good-bye party...
Jim: Oh, hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool with one of her friends, and we need a fourth.
Michael Scott: Sucks to be you.
Jim: Would you like to be our fourth?
Michael Scott: That would be sublime.
The Office Quotes
‘Happy Hour’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [removing tie] Well, apparently, Michael Scott is on a date. And that, that my friend, changes everything. [puts on Kangol hat]
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Tell 'em your story, Hide.
Hide: In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!