Jim Quote #407
Pam: [on phone] Hey baby, what's up?
Jim: I am currently reading incoherent riddles on blue index cards to find vital information that Michael has hidden all over the office. How are you?
Pam: Nothing but vomit and diapers over here.
Jim: Oh my god, I couldn't envy you more.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Having a baby is as exhausting as they say it is. Having two babies [holds up index cards], that's just unfair.
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