Michael Scott Quote #1850
Quote from Michael Scott in New Leads
Michael Scott: Hey, Jim. Jim. Come here. Do you know who that is?
Jim: No.
Michael Scott: Look at him. Look at him. T-shirt, jeans...
Jim: Is he you?
Michael Scott: I am flattered. That's Johnny Depp.
Jim: Where did you take that?
Michael Scott: In my condo complex.
Jim: Oh my God, that's right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.
Michael Scott: I am flipping out, man. I mean, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie.
Jim: Sure. That they should do one.
Michael Scott: [pirate accent] Hey, Jim. Jim, where- Where do I find the Black Pearl?
Jim: Who's that?
Michael Scott: Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim.
Jim: John Dillinger.
Michael Scott: No. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jim: Captain Crunch.
Michael Scott: Okay, okay. Screw you, Halpert. You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff. Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens?
Jim: At the Yankees game. Yeah.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Well, it wasn't him.
Jim: I had a little better reason to believe that... You're right. You're right. Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp...
Michael Scott: I know, I know.
Jim: ...in your condo complex.
Michael Scott: I know! It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M. Shulman.
Jim: M. Night Shulman?
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