Todd Quote #11
Quote from Todd in St. Patrick's Day
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Hey Pack-man.
Todd: Hey what's up, Butt-plug?
Michael Scott: How you doing stud? You already there?
Todd: Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice.
Michael Scott: How's the lady situation?
Todd Packer: Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.
Michael Scott: Ah, damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately, I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.
Todd: Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!
Michael Scott: Yeah. Maybe next year.
Todd: Maybe next "queer." Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash? [call disconnects]
The Office Quotes
‘St. Patrick's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to How I Met Your Mother, that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about, and you better have a good story for them.