Michael Scott Quote #1843

Quote from Michael Scott in St. Patrick's Day

Jo: Oh good morning, sweetheart.
Michael Scott: Morning, honey pile.
Jo: I'm sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?
Michael Scott: It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by.
Jo: Is that a lump of coal?
Michael Scott: Yes, it is!
Jo: Have I been that naughty?
Michael Scott: No, no no. That is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.

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Quote from Michael Scott

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