Michael Scott Quote #1807
Quote from Michael Scott in The Manager and the Salesman
Hotel Receptionist: [answering phone] Vancouver Court Hotel, how many I help you?
Michael Scott: Hello, Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America! I have a reservation in your fair city from February 12th to the 19th, first week of the Olympics.
Hotel Receptionist: Well, we are looking forward to having you, so, let me just pull up your information here...
Michael Scott: Okey doke.
Hotel Receptionist: Um, I don't seem to have it, sir.
Michael Scott: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not seeing anything under "confirmation."
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Could it be under "affirmation?" Cause you have thousands of those.
Michael Scott: No. [to hotel employee on phone] We're trying to look it up right now.
Dwight K. Schrute: You did get the e-vite to my barbeque!
Michael Scott: Um, come on.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael...
Hotel Receptionist: Uh, sir? A lot of people are trying to get last-minute reservations at hotels here for the Olympics, but we've been fully booked for months.
Michael Scott: Well, I have been booked for three years, so you should have that. I've always heard that British Columbia is a very nice place, but I am not getting that from this conversation.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, I got it! Confirmation code: XV2RDM!
Hotel Receptionist: Oh, here it is. Yep.
Michael Scott: Oh.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you.
Hotel Receptionist: Uh-huh. Seven nights in our street-view economy single?
Michael Scott: That's it!
Hotel Receptionist: Yeah, we changed it since it was a while back. I do apologize.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh, okay...
Hotel Receptionist: Yeah, how may I help you Mr. Scott?
Michael Scott: All right, I would like to cancel my reservation, please.
Hotel Receptionist: There is a cancellation fee for this, sir.
Michael Scott: Okay, put it on my card.
The Office Quotes
‘The Manager and the Salesman’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jo: Hello.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello.
Jo: Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?
Dwight K. Schrute: I am treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the President. Or Judge Judy.
Jo: I like that.
Quote from Jo
Jo: This is knucklehead talk. I'm not gonna bite it, you know. You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, because gravy ain't sweet! Is it, Jim?
Quote from Michael Scott
Jo: Now Dunder Mifflin has an arm's reach in all these small businesses all over the northeast. Now we're gonna take that arm, and we're gonna start selling printers.
Michael Scott: I could manage my way around that.
Jo: They're the easiest-to-use printers on the market.
Michael Scott: I will try to manage my excitement!
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: I have been saying the word "manager" a lot, so whenever Jo thinks "manager" she thinks of me. Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis. And vise-versa.