Dwight K. Schrute Quote #665
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Sabre
Erin: Guys, um, who's Gabe? This note says to put the box aside for Gabe Lewis, who's coming tomorrow?
[later:]
Michael Scott: Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control-
Dwight K. Schrute: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.
Michael Scott: Hey, hey. I have opened a box, which should not have been opened...
Dwight K. Schrute: Terrible mistake.
Michael Scott: And distributed things which should not have been distributed.
Dwight K. Schrute: Undistributable.
Pam: Well, maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight K. Schrute: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.
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Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: There is a small part of me that is actually very excited about this new company. But 70 percent of me is water, and the other part - the real part - the part that has feelings and emotions and thoughts and makes decisions and, if I can be crass, makes babies, that part thinks that all of these changes suck ba-
Quote from Jim
Christian Slater: So you've just been bought by Sabre. You've probably got a lot of questions. Hi. I'm Christian Slater. What's it like to work for Sabre? Let's find out together. Working at Sabre means taking on the challenge of the road that rises to meet you. Sabre is respecting the past, but opening a window to the future. Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.
Jo: You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit. Welcome. We're very excited to go on this journey with you.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: [Christian Slater impression] So you've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering, "What's going on?" Well, you're not alone.