Michael Scott Quote #1760
Quote from Michael Scott in Scott's Tots
Lefervre: That was messed up what you did.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.
Lefervre: Who does something like that? Who promises that to a bunch of kids and then just doesn't come through like that?
Michael Scott: What can I do?
Lefervre: You can pay for my college.
Michael Scott: I can give you an extra laptop battery. Not everyone took one. How about this? If you can find a way to pay for your college tuition, let me buy your books, okay?
Lefervre: They're expensive.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, I owe you that at least, right?
Lefervre: It's about $1,000.
Michael Scott: Really? Wow. That's over $200 a year.
Lefervre: No, $1,000 each year.
Michael Scott: For- Okay. Okay. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to write 4 checks for $1,000 each. I'm going to date them one year apart. Now, you are to use one check a year. And please call me before you cash the check? Cause I've got monies to move around.
Lefervre: Okay. Okay. Make it out to my mom, Rosa.
Michael Scott: That's a lot of zeroes.
The Office Quotes
‘Scott's Tots’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mikela: You lied to us.
Michael Scott: I lied to myself too. I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40. But by 40, I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by my 50s, I don't know. I wanted to pay for your education. I really did. It was my dream. Some people have evil dreams, some people have selfish dreams or wet dreams. My dream was in the right place.
Quote from Stanley
Pam: What's "Scott's Tots?"
Stanley: [breaking out laughing] Has it really been ten years?
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: [holding up a newspaper] "Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders" [laughs]
Quote from Andy
Andy: Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.
Jim: Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?
Andy: The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.
Jim: Wow. What do you put our chances at?
Andy: 0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!
Jim: Hmm, sounds risky.
Andy: Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.