Andy Quote #232
Quote from Andy in Scott's Tots
Andy: You wanted to see me?
Michael Scott: Yeah, Have a seat.
Andy: Is it serious? [Michael stares] Wow. Andy's a wittle scawed.
Michael Scott: Okay, right there. Right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.
Andy: Why would people say that?
Michael Scott: Well, I have it on good authority that you said the following. [hands Andy a note card] Can you read that back to me?
Andy: Andy have a boo-boo tummy.
Michael Scott: Mmm-hmm.
Andy: Would you rather me say "Hey guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up?"
Michael Scott: Okay.
Andy: "Crazy diarrhea happening right now?" Cause things can get real adult real fast.
Michael Scott: You are also on record as saying "wittle-ittle," "footy-wutties," "num-nums," "jammies," "make boom-boom," "widiculous," and "wode iwand."
Andy: Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy.
The Office Quotes
‘Scott's Tots’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mikela: You lied to us.
Michael Scott: I lied to myself too. I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40. But by 40, I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by my 50s, I don't know. I wanted to pay for your education. I really did. It was my dream. Some people have evil dreams, some people have selfish dreams or wet dreams. My dream was in the right place.
Quote from Stanley
Pam: What's "Scott's Tots?"
Stanley: [breaking out laughing] Has it really been ten years?
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: [holding up a newspaper] "Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders" [laughs]
Quote from Andy
Andy: Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.
Jim: Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?
Andy: The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.
Jim: Wow. What do you put our chances at?
Andy: 0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!
Jim: Hmm, sounds risky.
Andy: Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.