Oscar Quote #53
Quote from Oscar in Shareholder Meeting
Oscar: Ummm...
Michael Scott: Tell them what you told me. This is genius.
Oscar: Okay.
Michael Scott: Tell them about the cash flow and the dumping of properties and... This is all-
Oscar: Um..
Michael Scott: It's all good. It's all good stuff. Lay it on them.
Oscar: I feel, as does Mr. Scott, that we are in the best of hands. Capable hands.
Michael Scott: That wasn't what you were saying to me. He was much more articulate and that was better. Much better.
Oscar: I think this has gone very well and I thank you.
Michael Scott: Okay. Oh... hey, hey. What are you doing?
Oscar: Michael, I didn't ask to come up here.
Michael Scott: Wow, man. That-
Oscar: What?
Michael Scott: That was embarrassing.
Oscar: For me.
Michael Scott: For me, too. You embarrassed me.
The Office Quotes
‘Shareholder Meeting’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.