Michael Scott Quote #1745
Quote from Michael Scott in Shareholder Meeting
Alan: You were supposed to wave.
Michael Scott: I did wave. I did a lot more than wave.
David: What are we supposed to tell them now? Okay? You've dug us quite a hole.
Michael Scott: We tell them the plan, right?
David: There is no plan.
Michael Scott: Here's what we're gonna do. The 45 day thing that I outlined, we go with that. Day 45, company saved. Day 44, go! What do we got? We have 15 minutes.
O'Keefe: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: Just whatever comes to mind. Shout it out.
O'Keefe: Who the hell is this guy?
Michael Scott: I am the guy who roused that crowd.
David: Yes.
Michael Scott: Got them on their feet.
David: Yes.
Michael Scott: They were so happy down there.
David: Yes.
The Office Quotes
‘Shareholder Meeting’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.