Pam Quote #295
Quote from Pam in Double Date
Michael Scott: Pam. Pam, I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
Pam: What are you sorry for?
Michael Scott: So many things. I don't know. It's hard to choose.
Pam: How about for dating my mom?
Michael Scott: Maybe that.
Pam: And dumping her on her birthday.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Pam: Okay. Just don't ever date a member of my family again.
Michael Scott: Okay. I promise. [Pam starts to walk away] For the record your mom came on to me. [Pam turns around and slaps Michael].
Phyllis: Holy crap.
Pam: Are you okay?
Michael Scott: No!
Pam: You're okay.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?