Michael Scott: Helene, I think you're a wonderful person and I- God. I've enjoyed dating you and being your boyfriend so much. But I have to consider Pam's feelings as a friend and a co-worker I can not in good conscience continue to date you, when I know what this is doing to her.
Pam: Michael. Michael, it's okay.
Michael Scott: No, it's not.
Pam: I know that it took me a little while to come around and it's still a little weird to get used to, but... You obviously make my mom very happy. And that makes me happy.
Michael Scott: Wow. That just- You've really grown.
Pam: Well.
Michael Scott: Oh, thank you Pam. And I hope you are as gracious during this next part. Helene, once again you are a wonderful person and you have lived a great life and I envy it. And I want it someday, but just in the future. You need somebody who- Who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never- I don't know him. There's another woman. And her name is Italy, and skydiving, and bungee jumping.
Jim: Okay, so...
Michael Scott: And I want kids. And you, unfortunately, have already completed that part of your journey down there.
Pam: Michael.
Michael Scott: It's not my decision. It's mother nature. And mother has very strict rules about fer- [pauses as a female waitress tops up their water] -tility.