Pam Quote #281
Michael Scott: Pam, it is very complicated. There are a lot of moving parts here.
Jim: Sounds complicated.
Michael Scott: It is.
Pam: Yeah, but I mean, if you really like this person, then you should see where it goes.
Michael Scott: You want me to be happy?
Pam: Of course.
Michael Scott: Part of the problem is, she is the mother of a close friend of mine.
Pam: Oh.
Michael Scott: More than a friend, a co-worker.
Pam: Oh, gossip. Who is it? Who is it? Who is it, Michael? ... Who?
Michael Scott: It's okay.
Pam: No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Nooooo! [runs out]
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: That could have gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset.
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