Michael Scott Quote #1637
Quote from Michael Scott in Mafia
Mr. Grotti: [on speakerphone] This is Grotti.
Michael Scott: This is Scott.
Mr. Grotti: Oh, great, Michael. I'm just finishing up your paperwork right now.
Michael Scott: Oh, really? Is that supposed to scare me?
Mr. Grotti: I thought you'd be pleased.
Michael Scott: Well, you thought wrong. Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of P.O.'d.
Mr. Grotti: What? Why?
Michael Scott: I think you know exactly why. Because you were trying to scare me into buying insurance.
Mr. Grotti: I don't get it. How was I scaring you?
Michael Scott: I think you knew exactly what you were doing, and frankly, I think you were being a total and utter jerk. You suck!
Dwight K. Schrute: Whoa, whoa.
Michael Scott: And I'm not going to buy your stupid insurance.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's wrap it up.
Michael Scott: How about that? The only person that actually needs insurance is you if you show your face around here again. Got it?
Mr. Grotti: Look, Michael, when we all calm down here, maybe at some point in the future, you change your mind, why don't you give give me a call?
Michael Scott: Doubt it. [hangs up] What a tool.
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Quote from Michael Scott
Waitress: Have you decided?
Mr. Grotti: I'll have the linguine, red sauce on the side. If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back. I want garlic bread, toasted, not burnt. If it comes burnt, I will send it back.
Waitress: Okay, sir. And for you, sir?
Michael Scott: I will have the gabba-gool.
Waitress: The what?
Michael Scott: The gabba-gool.
Waitress: I don't- I don't really know what that is.
Andy: You know, gabba-gool.
Michael Scott: I don't have to have that.
Dwight K. Schrute: What he's trying to say is gabba-gool.
Waitress: I don't really think that we have that.
Michael Scott: That's okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bring him the gabba-gool!
Michael Scott: I will have the spaghetti. With a side salad.
Waitress: Okay.
Michael Scott: If the salad is on top, I will send it back.
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Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia, it is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. And bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying, per se. But I would just get really quiet all of a sudden.