Andy Quote #192
Andy: Did you hear the rumor about me? That I'm gay?
Oscar: I did. Yes.
Andy: And?
Oscar: What?
Andy: Do you think it's true? Do you think that I'm... gay?
Oscar: Are you attracted to other men?
Andy: [scoffs and chuckles] No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I'm at, like, a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent... I might- I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's like really aggressive?
Oscar: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still... need to get to you?
Andy: This is not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it's like, not a fantasy. It's what I'm- It's just a scenario.
Oscar: Wow. I wish- I wish I could help you. I don't- You might be gay. You might be gay.
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