Stanley Quote #75
Michael Scott: Stop. Hold up, hold up, hold up! No, no, no. Time to stop being polite and get real. [Stanley honks horn repeatedly] Stanley, are you having an affair?
Stanley: That is ridiculous. Of course not, why would you think that?
Michael Scott: So it's not true. Okay, well... Oh. Those interns, they told me they saw you at a club, and they all said it was you, it was clearly just... racial profiling gossip.
Stanley: Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club.
Michael Scott: So stupid!
Stanley: It's just that... Teri's been traveling a lot...
Michael Scott: I know, I know.
Stanley: And it's been lonely.
Michael Scott: Oh, I bet. Hey, hey-
Stanley: Cynthia's been keeping me company. She was my nurse, when I was in rehabilitation. We used to go on these long walks on the treadmill... I didn't-
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