Michael Scott Quote #1549
Quote from Michael Scott in Cafe Disco
Meredith: This is like a haunted coffeehouse thing?
Michael Scott: No. Dwight is confusing you. That- It's- It's more of a disco.
Andy: It's like a haunted disco.
Michael Scott: ... with coffee but without the haunted.
Phyllis: It's a combo dance house coffee bar.
Michael Scott: It is a daytime disco on the ground floor of an industrial office building.
Erin: It's a cafe disco.
Michael Scott: Exactly.
Kevin: So, like, a disco cafe?
Michael Scott: Wha- No. No. Not even close. I can't force you to go down but I can entice you. I'm gonna be down there. Erin will be down there from time to time... and all-you-can-eat espresso.
The Office Quotes
‘Cafe Disco’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Now I know what the founders of Philip Morris felt like. You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax and suddenly you're just some terrible monster.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. There's no reason to be scared. The bad man is gone. Charles is gone.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Charles really did a number on these guys. They are way too focused on work. When I was in charge, this place was like Dave and Buster's. People just hanging out, having, fun, eating apps. I don't know. It's like... Dave died or something.