Dwight K. Schrute Quote #555

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Casual Friday

Michael Scott: I need you to arrange a meeting between me and the sales staff without Ryan and Pam knowing.
Dwight K. Schrute: Gasp. Are you talking about a secret meeting?
Michael Scott: Whatever you guys did earlier.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't know that first things about secret meetings.
Michael Scott: Just do it, okay?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll do-
Michael Scott: Get 'em there. Get 'em there.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll do the best I can.
Michael Scott: Are you kidding me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Deceit does not come easy to me.
Michael Scott: Okay, okay, okay.

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 ‘Casual Friday’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I have a very difficult decision to make. It's like last week I was at the video store. Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again? Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's Choice? It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.

Quote from Phyllis

Pam: [laughs] Boscov's at the Steamtown Mall?
Phyllis: It sure looked good on the mannequin.
Pam: Well, you have good taste.
Phyllis: Well, thanks. I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though.
Pam: What?
Phyllis: Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for them?
Pam: Oh, I, um...
Phyllis: Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.

Quote from Angela

Angela: The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.
Toby: Can't you just not look at his feet?
Angela: Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated, aren't you Toby? So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. I don't want to look at his feet. Do your job!