Dwight K. Schrute Quote #550
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Casual Friday
Andy: [answering the phone] Andrew Bernard.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, what are you still doing at your desk?
Andy: What are you still doing not at your desk?
Dwight K. Schrute: Did you even read the memo?
Andy: All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order--
Dwight K. Schrute: No, you idiot. There is a code embedded in the memo. Listen, you need to round up all the salesmen, except for Ryan and Pam, and get them down to the warehouse pronto.
Andy: Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Stop doing rhyming poetry. Just tell them, please. God, the simplest thing.
The Office Quotes
‘Casual Friday’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I have a very difficult decision to make. It's like last week I was at the video store. Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again? Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's Choice? It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.
Quote from Phyllis
Pam: [laughs] Boscov's at the Steamtown Mall?
Phyllis: It sure looked good on the mannequin.
Pam: Well, you have good taste.
Phyllis: Well, thanks. I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though.
Pam: What?
Phyllis: Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for them?
Pam: Oh, I, um...
Phyllis: Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
Quote from Angela
Angela: The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.
Toby: Can't you just not look at his feet?
Angela: Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated, aren't you Toby? So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. I don't want to look at his feet. Do your job!