Dwight K. Schrute Quote #537
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Heavy Competition
Pam: Oh my God, I think we've been robbed!
Michael Scott: [answering phone] Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Did you enjoy your lunch?
Michael Scott: Dwight, not now, we've been robbed.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, Michael, you were sabotaged.
Michael Scott: No, Dwight, we were robbed. How would you even know? You're still stuck in traffic. [Pam holds up a sign saying "Dwight did it!!"] You?
Dwight K. Schrute: Me.
Michael Scott: What about our truce?
Dwight K. Schrute: I broke it.
Michael Scott: On purpose?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Michael Scott: Why?
Dwight K. Schrute: You think this is some kind of game? No, this is a war, and I will not stop, I will not rest. You have no idea what kind of enemy you've created. You have unleashed the wolf!
Michael Scott: Be that as it may, I have your meatball parm sandwich here, and I am going to eat it.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I knew that you would do that. The meatball parm is their worst sandwich!
Michael Scott: Oh. [bites into the sandwich] Bastard!
The Office Quotes
‘Heavy Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?
Dwight K. Schrute: [in his car] It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah!