Michael Scott Quote #1498
Quote from Michael Scott in Heavy Competition
Michael Scott: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael.
Michael Scott: I hope you're not recording this conversation. [Dwight drops his pants and lifts up his shirt] Good. I cannot believe that you sided with Charles.
Dwight K. Schrute: You were making me do things that were not all right.
Michael Scott: So you just rat me out? You could have said no.
Dwight K. Schrute: And not come through for you?
Michael Scott: If you want a truce, I will give you a truce.
Dwight K. Schrute: I want a truce.
Michael Scott: I do too.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let me take you and your whole company out for lunch at Alfredo's.
Michael Scott: Cooper's.
Dwight K. Schrute: I had fish yesterday.
Michael Scott: Damn it.
The Office Quotes
‘Heavy Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?
Dwight K. Schrute: [in his car] It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah!