Pam Quote #253
Quote from Pam in Michael Scott Paper Company
Pam: Dunder Miff... Michael Scott Paper Company, this is Pam. Oh, hi Russell from the pancake luncheon, how are you? Well, we'd like to do business with you too! How can I make that happen?
Ryan: Keep going.
Michael Scott: Tell them we have free delivery!
Pam: We already offered free delivery!
Michael Scott: They don't know that!
Pam: Um, I can offer you free delivery on any order that you place today. Okay, twenty boxes? I can do... just a second. I can do 20 boxes at 43 dollars a box. Great!
Ryan: Write it down.
Michael Scott: Give him a guarantee.
Pam: A guarantee of what?
Michael Scott: Just say the word.
Pam: And I guarantee, that you will be satisfied! 'Cause your satisfaction is our guarantee! We guarantee it. We look forward to doing business with you, too. Thank you Russell.
The Office Quotes
‘Michael Scott Paper Company’ Quotes
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