Dwight K. Schrute Quote #527
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Michael Scott Paper Company
Erin: Oh.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know there's a ghost in this office
Erin: Really?
Dwight K. Schrute: A woman was murdered on this very floor in 1816. Haddie McGonagle. She was a prostitute.
Erin: Why was she in this building?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, this whole place used to be a brothel. There was a tavern on the ground floor.
Erin: That's crazy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, isn't it? She was bludgeoned to death by the business end of a riding crop.
Erin: Oh, my God!
Dwight K. Schrute: It was gruesome. They say she walks these hallways. If you ever feel a tapping on your shoulder, that could be Haddie. Begging for her life. And it could mean, that you're next. [Dwight taps her shoulder]
Erin: Oh! [They both laugh.]
Dwight K. Schrute: Just kidding. You finding everything okay?
Erin: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah?
Erin: Just got some ice.
Dwight K. Schrute: [eerie voice] Erin... Erin...
The Office Quotes
‘Michael Scott Paper Company’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company was a huge mistake. I should leave. I should go, and start my own paper company. That'll show 'em.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: [playing guitar over Andy's banjo playing] Hey you want to sing with me? Almost heaven...
Dwight and Erin: West Virginia, Blue Ridge mountain, Shenandoah River
Dwight K. Schrute: In German! Das Leben ist dort alt, älter als Bäume, jünger als Berge und weht wie eine Brise
Dwight and Andy: Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong. West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country roads. [Erin leaves]
Dwight K. Schrute: Take it, Andy! Take me home, to the place I belong, Ba bah dah duh
Toby: You have to stop.