Stanley Quote #70
Quote from Stanley in Two Weeks
Michael Scott: Stanley?
Stanley: Can't you see I'm urinating?
Michael Scott: Listen, listen, Stan. You don't need to answer me now.
Stanley: No.
Michael Scott: Just- I want you to think about it. I am starting my own company.
Stanley: No.
Michael Scott: You're not letting me finish, and you just lost out on $1 million.
Stanley: No, I didn't.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Pam: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
Dwight K. Schrute: Deutsch. Let me see here. It is either an incense dispenser or a ceremonial sarcophagus.
Pam: Huh.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: You want me to translate the German instructions for you?
Pam: No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pfft. Typical American arrogance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in.
Pam: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: World War II.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Have you called headhunters?
Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
Dwight K. Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a knife.
Jim: Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about.