Michael Scott Quote #1451
Quote from Michael Scott in Two Weeks
Dwight K. Schrute: Your own paper company.
Michael Scott: Can you believe it? Well, we'll see, we'll see. It's just a, just a nugget of an idea right now so
Dwight K. Schrute: Right.
Michael Scott: Potential, lots of potential. yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: What a courageous venture.
Michael Scott: It's- It's very courageous, very exciting. Um...
Dwight K. Schrute: Location is hard for me, with the farm and the responsibilities...
Michael Scott: That's what I was thinking, with the farm, so... You getting to wherever I'm gonna put my thing.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. So yeah.
Michael Scott: So think about it. Lets put a pin in it for now.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know, I would love to put a pin in that.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Pam: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
Dwight K. Schrute: Deutsch. Let me see here. It is either an incense dispenser or a ceremonial sarcophagus.
Pam: Huh.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: You want me to translate the German instructions for you?
Pam: No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pfft. Typical American arrogance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in.
Pam: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: World War II.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Have you called headhunters?
Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
Dwight K. Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a knife.
Jim: Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about.